10 Things I Hate about You

I hate the way you talk to me

And the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car.

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots,

And the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.

I hate it when you lie.

I hate the way you make me laugh,

Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around,

And the fact that you did not call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.

Not even close.

Not even a little bit.

Not even at all.

- Kat's poem from the movie 10 Things I hate about You-